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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

fine. noone wants to update so i shall update again. (=

hahah. some random yo mama jokes. =x

Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo mama aint that bad, she would give you the hair off of her back

and a random question.
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

dina(=

8:28 PM